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[challenge entry] Spiders for the Blind?
With their eight eyes and spidey senses they'd be perfect ... if only it wasn't so fiddly to fix their harness on.

From the Spiders! challenge. See all 113 entries (closed)

(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 8:01, archived)
# but just think of all the poor blind people left hanging from ceilings!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 8:08, archived)
# or trapped under pint glasses
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 8:15, archived)
# If you take fist-sized spiders, you'd get the harnesses on more easily
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 8:37, archived)
# or instead of a harness
just stretch one of their legs

they can get by with 7
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 8:40, archived)
# I heard they were quite happy with 6, 5 or even 4 legs
It's three or less where they draw the line
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 8:42, archived)
# especially if they are all on one side
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 8:51, archived)
# What the hell are you all talking about?
The one benefit of spiders is that they come with their own fucking lead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 9:11, archived)
# I didn't know they were electric
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 9:24, archived)