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# We get a lot of religious fuckwittery here in Aus, too.
The letters pages of newspapers are littered with people who genuinely believe that just because their book of Iron Age fairy tales says homosexuality/welfare/taxes are bad, then it must be.
If you want something truly scary, though: Fundamentalists Say The Darndest Thing
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 3 Nov 2012, 2:57, archived)
# hahaha it's mental
i always find conservapedia is good for a laugh. here's their take on obama: www.conservapedia.com/Barack_Obama
edit: the climate change bit is even better: www.conservapedia.com/Climate_change
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 3:01, archived)
# Schafly is a fucking nut job.
A seriously ill man
You know of Rapture Ready, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 3 Nov 2012, 3:06, archived)
# hahahaha, just googled it
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 3:08, archived)
# Absolute mentals.
Wishing that the world would end so that they could fly up to heaven and leave the rest of us down here to suffer.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 3 Nov 2012, 3:13, archived)
# The b3ta FAQ page could be improved with a few quotes from the rapture ready FAQ. For example:
Some couples, in order to avoid abortion, engage in "family planning."
Any birth control other than self-control is abomination in the sight of God and invites the judgment of God.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 3:21, archived)
# Mentalists.
Those guys seem to be a mixture of anger, fear and depression, but sadly there are more militant versions available over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 3 Nov 2012, 3:38, archived)
# It took me about 20 minutes to figure out that the site isn't a parody.
The phrase "Conservapedia - The Trustworthy Encyclopedia" is comic genius AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN MEAN IT TO BE FUNNY.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 11:19, archived)