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# have i mentioned that i hate you for moving to THE CORNWALLS?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Where all the walls are knobbly and yellow... what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:10, archived)
# go and sit in the corner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I am sat in the corner, that's just where my computer in the office happens to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)
# that's what they want you to think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:26, archived)
# They did move me here specially. But my previous seat was the corner in the other room.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:27, archived)
# out of sight, out of reach
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:31, archived)
# I have been groped before, it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)
# doing it to yourself doesn't count
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahah, no really. The Administrator has wandering hands.
She'd just been on a first aid course and was "testing if she'd be able to reach should I need the heimlich".
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:46, archived)
# sue the bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Funnily enough, that IS her name.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:01, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:04, archived)
# She's short, in her mid 50's and quite prominent in the Women's Institute, if that helps you picture the scene a bit better.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:06, archived)
# I found the entire thing funny. It was in the middle of a crowed office with everyone watching too.
I was stood faffing with some papers on one of the desks and she just comes up behind me and with no warning starts wrapping her arms around my chest.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:05, archived)
# that's clearly sexual harrassment
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Just imagine if it had been the other way round
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:26, archived)
# i'm sure even mu could do better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:29, archived)
# "even"
How very dare you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:51, archived)