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# just give me my secret volcano lair, my henchmen and my doomsday weapon, that's all i ask
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Matching boiler suits and a ridiculous little ride-on train thing that goes round the floor?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:49, archived)
# of course! you've got to have a monorail!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:53, archived)
# I hear those things are awfully loud...
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:23, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:46, archived)
# high-speed monocock
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Oo oo
Can I be the announcer over the tannoy? I can do a vaguely eastern european accent. And can count backward from 20. Above 20, not so good. Hope this doesn't rule me out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:54, archived)
# are you willing to wear an unfeasibly tight silver jumpsuit?
if so, you're in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:56, archived)
# I was hoping for a Nehru jacket and some thick-rimmed glasses.
Failing that, whatever Burt Kwouk wore in You Only Live Twice would do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:05, archived)
# You'll be needing a fluffy cat too.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:49, archived)