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# Americans! Don't forget to vote!

And remember Rule of Aquisition number 19.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:08, archived)
# he really is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:16, archived)
# also, i much prefer rule 76
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Pretty much the 35th rule but better.
Gint was on to something then.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:56, archived)
# I disagree, Rule 47 is so true!
(Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:00, archived)
# It's all about Rule 34!
see: Iraq.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Paging Mr Monkey, Mr Smash Monkey
Please pick up the nearest red courtesy phone - the CADL* is on line 3 for you.



*Cunt Anti Defamation League
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Wouldnt he be Romulan?
Nice ear bogey.

Have this:

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:17, archived)
# HAVE YOU WATCHED IT YET???
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:24, archived)
# NO, AND I NEVER WILL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:32, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:38, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:15, archived)
# MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:25, archived)
# PINKY CRU
A REAL MAN NEVER USES CAPS LOCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:28, archived)
# NOT IF YOUR MOUSE WHEEL SENSOR IS A BIT CRAP AND SOMETIMES SCROLLS ONE NOTCH WHEN YOU HAVE SHIFT HELD DOWN, THUS NAVIGATING BACK THROUGH YOUR PAGE HISTORY AND ERASING EVERYTHING YOU ARE CURRENTLY TYPING
Holding down the shift key is a tense moment for me.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:31, archived)
# I HOLD DOWN BOH
for some reason the letter t doesn't come out when you hold down both shift keys.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
That is rather wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:27, archived)
# It's things like this the internet was made for.....and porn obv.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:32, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:15, archived)
# ferengi love profits and money and cash and lie above all, romney the ferngi
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:16, archived)
# when only 9% of the non USA population want to see Romney in power, you know if he gets in it will be a bumpy ride
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:29, archived)
# with almost the entire world telling them not to vote for him
the fact that they're so close in the polls makes me think they're getting what they deserve.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Trouble is, so are we.
I'm with you in thinking that the planet is fecked and is heading down the shit-chute at a surprising rate of knots, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:40, archived)
# just give me my secret volcano lair, my henchmen and my doomsday weapon, that's all i ask
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Matching boiler suits and a ridiculous little ride-on train thing that goes round the floor?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:49, archived)
# of course! you've got to have a monorail!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:53, archived)
# I hear those things are awfully loud...
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:46, archived)
# high-speed monocock
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Oo oo
Can I be the announcer over the tannoy? I can do a vaguely eastern european accent. And can count backward from 20. Above 20, not so good. Hope this doesn't rule me out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:54, archived)
# are you willing to wear an unfeasibly tight silver jumpsuit?
if so, you're in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:56, archived)
# I was hoping for a Nehru jacket and some thick-rimmed glasses.
Failing that, whatever Burt Kwouk wore in You Only Live Twice would do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:05, archived)
# You'll be needing a fluffy cat too.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Do you think it will make that much of a difference?
Not trying to be cynical, but apart from domestic policy (kicking the healthcare bill into the long grass) I don't think there will be much difference between the two internationally.

I'm guessing Romney might be more likely to drop GW Bush style gaffes than Obama, but the message on the middle east and China will not be very different.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:44, archived)
# it's more the increasing downturn in the economy i'm worried about
romney seems to be all about the rich getting richer and screw the rest. where america leads, england tends to follow. either way, it's looking bad. i'm advising my clients to put all their money into canned goods and shotguns!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:48, archived)
# David Icke may be a mental
But as for the "theory" that they are two puppets (regardless of party and name) controlled by lizards/aliens/lobbyists/corporations -delete as required- seems about right. I've not noticed a fucking thing between governments apart from them getting worse.
(waxdart hello., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:55, archived)
# i'm hoping to either take over the world or leave it
it's the only way to be sure.

also, party time! i'm off!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:58, archived)
# I just want to get the last word in here
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Nice try.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Hmmm. The theory is that tax breaks for the rich filter benefits down to the middle and working classes.
There are very few altruistic millionaires these days, off the top of my head the only one I can think of is Bill Gates. The millionaires of the last century built parks and civic buildings, schools and libraries. Today the rich seem happier spending it on themselves. Romney is part of this selfish group.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Can the tax breaks start at me instead, and then work their way up?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:16, archived)
# don't blame me
i voted for kodos
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:06, archived)
# This is the best argument there is
for Americans to vote for Romney. It's axiomatic, fascism is ever descending upon America but landing on Europe.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 1:21, archived)
# And... What do you call an honest Ferengi?
Quirk.

I thank yew.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:03, archived)
# He's pretending to be Ron Paul.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Being that much of a big bell-end
He could also be pretending to be Ron Jeremy.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:21, archived)
# I'd love him to get his "pretends" confused
And go out on the campaign trail dressed as Ru Paul. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Word to your Mothership.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:43, archived)
# The tracksuit and chain
smack of Savile.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Romney kills younglings.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:49, archived)