A couple of pints, and before you know it you're suspended upside down in front of an acrobat with an erection and a glint in his eye,with no way or getting out of it that doesn't involve severe spinal injury :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:59,
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I've lost count of how often it's happened to me
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boris the spider,
Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:07,
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