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#
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:26, archived)
# if it's any consolation
i was just photoshopping nipples onto pickled onions
but photoshop crashed
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:39, archived)
# isn't that one of its security features
Like when you try to photoshop banknotes?
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:41, archived)
# but it didn't crash when i was photoshopping bank notes
erm..


never mind
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Bank of B3ta
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Our next challenge
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Oniopples
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:45, archived)
# i was going to go with 'pickled tits'
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Titty Pickles
Pickly-Tits
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:48, archived)
# old vinegar tits!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:11, archived)
# What a coincidence
I was just photoshopping a penis onto a pickled cucumber.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:47, archived)
# COR!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Nichon!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:50, archived)
# oh very good
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:00, archived)
# pfft
I was scoffing cornichons and radishes at a buffet on Saturday. There's always loads left at a buffet
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Did it leave a sour taste?
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 1:57, archived)
# i was just/nipples/crash/etc....
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:43, archived)
# tl;dr
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:43, archived)
# sidenote: he looks like Pedro Cantstandya.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Cantstandya. Cantstandya.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 2:10, archived)
# I LIKE THIS VERSION IT'S PUNCHY
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 1:58, archived)
# I miss George Costanza
I hope he comes back
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 1:34, archived)
# One of my more elderly close relatives
is convinced she's recently been watching a new season of Seinfeld.
Once when we were there it was on in the background and she suddenly remembered the plot of the episode.
"Well I suppose this must be one of the old ones", she said. "But there was a new one on yesterday."
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 2:08, archived)
# It's stories like this that make me exited to grow old
I'll barge my way to the front of every line and leer at all the ladies. I mean I do that already but people won't object so much.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:36, archived)
# would. etc.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 23:03, archived)
# pfffttt.....!
it works! yeah
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 6:09, archived)