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[challenge entry] I toned this down so as not to cause offence.

From the b3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 159 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Hehe
I would be very tempted to send her that.
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:48, archived)
# do you know CHB's ex wife then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:51, archived)
# I meant mine
but you never know, it's a small world.
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:53, archived)
# the only time I have ever seen my ex wife
was in the doctor's waiting room. She was there, freshly pregnant, accompanied by her new husband.


Awkward!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Gestating her new husband?
Looks like you had a lucky escape.
Edit: Well don't I look silly now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:57, archived)
# *ninja'd*
edit: yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:08, archived)
# The last time I saw mine
was when she was getting sectioned at my daughter's house. Men came but no white coats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:16, archived)
# shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Sorry to hear it captn
Mine hasn't been sectioned as far as I know, but I reckon she could do with the help.
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Don't be sorry.
I think it's fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:42, archived)
# No yellow van?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:52, archived)
# did he know it was yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:02, archived)
# in retrospect, I shouldn't have grabbed my crotch and thrust it at him there and then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:46, archived)
# It's the thought that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Aaaahhhh...
HhahaaahAHHHAahaahahaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:01, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:06, archived)
# ^this
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:16, archived)