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# This reminds me of Walsall Psychiatric Care Unit
It used to be what used to be called a 'Loony Bin' in less enlightened times - for all the patients that really shouldn't be 'in the community'. It's shut now.

They used to have a patient whose hobby was getting out, pushing things down his Franklin, and turning up at a local A&E. The list was unofficially shown to me by a member of the nusing staff and included:

- Drinking straws (plural)
- Bic biro top
- Bic biro inside (bit with the ink in)
- Plastic fork tines
- Metal fork handle
- Plastic spoon handle
- Glass shards
- 2' length of rusty barbed wire

Well, I guess everyone needs some sort of hobby...
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Oh...

Now I need some mind bleach.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Sorry
I figured you had a pretty good supply of Mind Bleach delivered daily, you wonderfully sick individual.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:26, archived)
# It's the barbed wire that got me.
How do you get it in?

How do you get it out?
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:31, archived)
# I honestly didn't ask.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:34, archived)
# That's good
Because I honestly don't want to know.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Very carefully.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Franklin?
As in Urethra Frankin??

(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:22, archived)