Well, you'll be a rich man if you do..
Simply use the Melchett v Blackadder (The Flanders Pigeon Murderer) defense if you go ahead; 'Oh, go on, let me off, your honor, please! It's a lovely day. Pretty clouds, trees, birds, etc. I rest my case.'
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:45,
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Hmm
Pretty clouds, trees, birds, the ancient barbed shadow who awaiteth in the cavern, etc. I rest my case.
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boris the spider,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:56,
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