
You should include the words "King James" and "Bible" on the cover somewhere too....especially at this festive time of the year...THE LIES! THE LIES!
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Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:15,
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I think if I published them in book form I'd very quickly end up in court trying to defend an indefensible case.
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Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:25,
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Simply use the Melchett v Blackadder (The Flanders Pigeon Murderer) defense if you go ahead; "Oh, go on, let me off, your honor, please! It's a lovely day. Pretty clouds, trees, birds, etc. I rest my case."
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Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:45,
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