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# Mwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

To increase my chances of world domination I have decided to build a Kill-o-Zap disintegrator gun. I'm currently looking for volunteers for, er...
*clears throat*
...testing purposes.
a work in progress
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:43, archived)
# What you need to do
is get an american general to point a low power prototype at his finger and have him laugh as he says "haha, it's warm!"

/based on reality blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Fucking brilliant!
*phones US embassy*
Ta! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:50, archived)
# It worked for the microwave gun :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:51, archived)
# The US embassy was very helpful
They gave me Obama's personal number. I rang him and, after a long conversation, he said "...and then I'd stick it up my ass and pull the trigger."

He seems like a nice guy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:58, archived)
# THIS IS HOPE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:57, archived)
# *offers primary organic component
and also this here WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:42, archived)
#
Very WETAish but still ace!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:07, archived)