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# *volunteers*
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Yay!
You'll get 5 Jaffa Cakes* AND 37p per hour...


...plus as much evil as you can handle.

* may only be a sniff of the empty packet
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Well, that's more than I'm getting paid at the moment.
I'll take it!
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:30, archived)
# OK. Just a couple of questions...
a) On a scale of 0 to 10 how evil are you*
b) How many Jaffa Cakes can you put in your mouth without chewing**

*hint: spinal tap
** hint: any number over 2 will suffice
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:53, archived)
# i'm a jaffa silver medalist!
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:02, archived)