b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 10893882 (Thread)

# All I need now is an assistant*


'king huge


*an evil-minded, dim-witted assistant
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:04, archived)
# *volunteers*
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Yay!
You'll get 5 Jaffa Cakes* AND 37p per hour...


...plus as much evil as you can handle.

* may only be a sniff of the empty packet
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Well, that's more than I'm getting paid at the moment.
I'll take it!
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:30, archived)
# OK. Just a couple of questions...
a) On a scale of 0 to 10 how evil are you*
b) How many Jaffa Cakes can you put in your mouth without chewing**

*hint: spinal tap
** hint: any number over 2 will suffice
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:53, archived)
# i'm a jaffa silver medalist!
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Did someone call?
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:11, archived)
# *checks messages*
Yes!
You too?
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:15, archived)
# *Volunteers*
*puts apple on head*








*awaits fate, smiling dim-wittedly*
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:47, archived)
# *fires*
*misses*
Fuck it! Was that an important landmark?
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:55, archived)