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# After spending years as one of the most iconic and truly alien designs I've seen
Turns out that the 'space jockeys' are just big blue wobbly humans in helmets. Utter gash.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Ah-ha! A man after my own heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 10:40, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 13:01, archived)
# It was bafflage of the highest order...
...that the sciencers, upon finding that the space jizz was a PERFECT MATCH FOR TEH HUMINS, didn't just say: "oh balls, we have totally contaminated this sample... oopsie"

*amusing comment about HeLa cell contamination*
(Catalina is sitting and thinking about it till, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 15:17, archived)