I'm lucky enough to have never had one of those wretched calls
Does it seriously ask you to prioritise one door or window? I can't honestly say I have a 'least favourite' in my place...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 19 Dec 2012, 13:26,
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But the question made you think of a possible answer, even though it's random bollocks you'd never have wittingly asked yourself.
And if you're still on the phone when you figure that out, you've probably already told them.
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Captain Howdy,
Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:01,
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