i'm amazed i'm still allowed in the club after last yeari made a proper cunt of myself
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:31,
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Some pisshead kept trying to hug me, was getting rather annoying.I tend to make a tit of myself whenever a song I haven't heard in years comes on. I really shouldn't drink gin.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:37,
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i tried to fight my mumor so i'm told. i don't remember anything after 10.30
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Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:38,
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I've been told I've done very embarrassing things when I cross the line.Or rather, I do and say embarrassing things anyway, I just do them more when drunk.
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Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:26,
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