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# For the cock-loving fish in your life
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)
# a cock is for life, not just for fishmas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:03, archived)
# The fishy cock in your love-life.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
# what's a love-life?
/forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:12, archived)
# *offers daisy*
Hello there my dear
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# hello!
how's you? i'm disgustingly sober
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# stressed, last minute pointless revision for an exam.
And since you're not drunk...
*wanders off, dejected*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:28, archived)
# THAT WAS YOUR CUE TO GET ME DRUNK, YOU FOOL!
when a girl throws you a bone, the least you can do is throw her one back!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:31, archived)
# *offers bone shaped hip flask*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:33, archived)
# *swigs*
wow, i didn't know wkd made a chloroform flavour!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:34, archived)
# rohypnol chaser?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)
# i'd love to
but i have to go home now. do you and your purple leprechaun mind taking a raincheck on this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Not the prescribed amount of bollock tulips
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# i would love my doctor to prescribe bollock tulips
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# I thought bollock tulips was
another way of describing teabagging?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:18, archived)
# if it wasn't, it is now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# arf!
Happy anniversary dear, I got you tulips.
*schlap*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:29, archived)
# I should have termed this
Pubic Foliage
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:34, archived)
# oh, you dirty, dirty lurker!
*grabs*
*scrubs behind ears*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Excellent term!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:06, archived)
# haha
(Zoidaroid, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:49, archived)
# Hah, what have you shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:20, archived)