He used to sell J. Jonah Jameson unique photos of Spider-Man in action.
But nobody ever bothered to ask him what he was doing sitting on a lamppost twenty feet off the ground as Doctor Octopus went on a rampage in the street below, or how he managed to get up there.
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:32,
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still...more plausible than superman
a pair of hipster specs and he's suddenly someone else!
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orbojunglist,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 17:53,
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Like this?
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:59,
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 13 Jan 2013, 22:35,
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