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# I'm a carnivore
Everything I eat was one or the other once.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# Humans are just freakish creatures anyway.
-I mean, we breed by prodding a thing in a hole and then grow one of ourselves in a giant, fluid-filled cyst, before trying to squeeze it out in unbearable agony. Some of us do it several times.
-Our societies can barely exist without creating an 'us and them' mentality, which usually leads to the 'them' being marginalised and oppressed.
-Our evolutionary success partially derives from our ability to eat other creatures that aren't that dissimilar to us. There is also evidence to suggest that humans once widely practised endocannibalism.
-We enjoy looking at cat videos.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)
# You speak wisely, young one.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
# *squeaks*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# our evolutionary success partially derives from
our willingness to eat things that have evolved to cause pain to anyone trying to eat it, purely for the lulz.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:56, archived)
# fugu?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# oh yeah that too,
although I was thinking of chillies, and indeed onions (which are highly toxic to dogs, I found out).
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:12, archived)
# Birds can't taste the capsaicin in chillies
For they are the devil's creature! Eat more birds.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Chillies are fruit. Chillies want to be eaten, that's the whole point.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:32, archived)