it's to cover their arses
in case some chavs come storming in going WHERE'S MY PLATE YOU THIEVING CUNTS IS SAYS THERE'S ONE ON THE PACKET I'M CALLING THE POLICE
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:57,
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I go into Tesco every day shouting WHERE'S MY PLATE YOU THIEVING CUNTS?
More often than not, they give me a plate.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:19,
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