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# First post - please be kind. Looks delicious!
(potted plant, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Top lurking, potted plant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)
# tasty dead animal
first post after 6 years? I had a computer like that once
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)
# Welcome Potty.
Pull up to a chair shop and draw on a kittin.

Also, what Mrs Howdy said.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:52, archived)
# welcome to b3ta you'll never leave..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)
# more testicles means more iron
also, hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:27, archived)
# The recommended daily amount of horses is 360?
I'm severely malnourished.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:38, archived)
# underhorsing is the leading cause of misdiagnosed malnourishment
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)
# NOL!**
**Neighs Out Loud
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Hello house plant.
Are you going to wilt when we forget to water you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Hello all!
Thanks! - most likely will not wilt, I've been lurking for 6 years so I must be kind of cactus-ey.
(potted plant, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Will it never stop snowing on these dead animal burgers? :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:50, archived)
# no artificial stuff
but fucktons of extraneous letter 'U' everywhere
/amurkan lolz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:08, archived)
# Now with added Vitamins U and Z!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Wooclickywoo!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Go ruin someone else's language :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:28, archived)
#
Go ruin someone else's language
Go rin zomeone elze'z langage
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Oukay, youu winne. Is thius beutteur?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Perfect, thank yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# i caun't beulieve it's not beutteur
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# ...

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Welcome along!
I once saw a box of biscuits that had a photo of biscuits on a plate on the cover
and it still said 'serving suggestion'. Not quite sure how *else* you could serve biscuits...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:53, archived)
# On a stick, with gravy?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Those machines which fire tennis balls
are very good for Custard Creams...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
# it's to cover their arses
in case some chavs come storming in going WHERE'S MY PLATE YOU THIEVING CUNTS IS SAYS THERE'S ONE ON THE PACKET I'M CALLING THE POLICE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# I go into Tesco every day shouting WHERE'S MY PLATE YOU THIEVING CUNTS?
More often than not, they give me a plate.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Stuff?
As in Sage and Onion stuff? I'll try some!
(EricTViking, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)
# Great
Grilled each burger contains, love it.
(pip2, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 2:02, archived)