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# Jimmy Carr's are spectacularly bad

isn't vanity a funny thing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:09, archived)
# I know what you're saying
but actually white teeth are more naturally coloured than yellow or brown teeth.

That's not to say that Carr isn't a dreadful unfunny cunt, because of course he is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:24, archived)
# it's not so much them being white
as the lack of light absorption and the fact that it looks like a cartoon character with one single tooth that stretches all the way round his mouth, or that he's wearing a gum shield
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:32, archived)
# I usually interpret people with 'perfect' teeth
as having dentures.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:35, archived)
# Jimmy "Unitooth" Carr
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 2:42, archived)
# THFH is right,
traditional Brits only visit a dentist when it hurts or something falls apart.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:32, archived)
# or when we want to have fun like having our compacted Wisdom teeth pulled under a local anaesthetic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:38, archived)
# Aargh I went the hospital route with four.
I swear they dislocated my jaw to get better access.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:42, archived)
#

(c) Mad Magazine
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:48, archived)