I think it's tradition to invade Poland first.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:46,
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Nah, only if you're German
and even then you can go through Belgium instead. We've got a proud history of going in through Normandy.
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boris the spider,
Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:48,
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