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# Includes rectal passageway for handy drug storage.
I stabbed mine with a penknife*.
It bled clear liquid for a day, then turned into a pink housebrick with limbs.

* The toy, not my rectum.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Never got the point of him
Pull the bugger's arms as far as you can...then, release.

Err....

...game over.
I was more Airfix Soldiers, re-living 'Where Eagles Dare'
on mum and dad's carpet :)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:33, archived)
# i had a much better game
that i played on mum and dad's carpet.....
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Until uncle Jim went for that long 'holiday'.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:16, archived)
# That's pretty much the reason I stabbed him.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)