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# The perfect gift this coming Easter
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Testicles sold separately
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:17, archived)
# And individually...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:32, archived)
# hahaha
was just watching a bit of his interview with oprah, bloody sociopath, he reminded me of ted bundy in his interview the night before his execution.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Includes rectal passageway for handy drug storage.
I stabbed mine with a penknife*.
It bled clear liquid for a day, then turned into a pink housebrick with limbs.

* The toy, not my rectum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Never got the point of him
Pull the bugger's arms as far as you can...then, release.

Err....

...game over.
I was more Airfix Soldiers, re-living 'Where Eagles Dare'
on mum and dad's carpet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:33, archived)
# i had a much better game
that i played on mum and dad's carpet.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Until uncle Jim went for that long 'holiday'.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:16, archived)
# That's pretty much the reason I stabbed him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Pull the other one.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:31, archived)
# haha
made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:31, archived)
# I'm thoroughly bemused by the whole Lance Armstrong thing
Riding bikes is just about fun if you're the one doing it. Watching other people ride bikes is like watching other people catch trains. Considering someone to be a hero because they ride bikes is fucking retarded. Crying because the person you idolised for riding bikes turns out to be a prick after all and then won't apologise for it is completely fucking retarded.

Seems like I've saved myself a whole bunch of effort by not giving a fuck about Lance Armstrong riding bikes in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:52, archived)
# ^ this
: also applies to most things that people bleat on about
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:16, archived)
# ^very this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:20, archived)