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# It's quite hard to get into heaven nowadays...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:46, archived)
# Deported from the afterlife
do not collect 200 virgins.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:51, archived)
# 200 awkward naked encounters?
Sign me up...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 6:01, archived)
# Cerberus will sniff out the drugs you've hidden up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:17, archived)
# He's very efficient.
Can sniff three arses at once.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:21, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:27, archived)
# John Travolta
Looks fetching in red.

I said "fetching"... no L.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:43, archived)
# gruff
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:44, archived)