I'm sure that was a Victor Lewis Smith joke several decades ago.
And the punchline was bowel cancer which kind of makes more sense.
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Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:06,
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You utter bastard. My bowl died of cancer just before Christmas :(
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Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:08,
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SANTA COULDN'T AFFORD ONE YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK!
All Santa brought was a half bag of potatos and an action man missing a leg.
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Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:13,
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Why does Santa spend all his money on presents for the rich boys and girls?
:'(
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Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:14,
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It's ok, you don't have to answer. No one can ever look me in the eye when I ask that anyway :(
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Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:37,
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