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# Dunno.
While the Mrs thinks it's amusing, not sure if I should really sit there looking at effectively porn for something for draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:27, archived)
# Hmm, that sounded a bit prudish.
I meant that in terms of the number of pieces of work I have to get done soon, this sort of thing is down the list and it also removes the arched eyebrow and "Research or fun, love?" from the Mrs...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Got a local art society?
At mine we club together to hire life models 4-5 times a year
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Then draw lots to see who goes curb-crawling?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Ha!
"Hey HEIKM, why are all the girls you draw alseep?"
"Alseep. Yeeeah...."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Haha wish it was only ladies
The dirty old woman who books the models gets blokes half the damn time

EDIT must dash, fluffy wants to go to beach and I plan to draw a massive time lapse cock in the sand if it's not too busy
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:04, archived)
# I bet that gets awkward:
"Hey! My cock's way bigger than that! Draw it again."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:08, archived)
# I tend to 'gloss' over that area but last time we had a fat chap
who didn't have a single hair on his body and I had the full frontal experience in various poses for 3 hours solid.
laters ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Pick up a mind bleach for me while you're at the shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 9 Feb 2013, 14:23, archived)
# It took more than the 1 bottle :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 17:52, archived)
# Ask the Mrs to model.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:48, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Number 52 in a series "Pictures Colonel Boris never posted on b3ta"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# 1-51 and 53-99 being all blurry camera phone pictures of your Johnson?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# You must have chewed a lot of bubble gum to collect all those.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 9 Feb 2013, 13:59, archived)