They even turn the Earth's oceans chocolatey
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Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:59,
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And lo!The rivers shall run brown with chocolatey milk, a great shortage of clean spoons because nobody did the dishes shall cover the land, people will find duplicate free toys in their cereal. Coco the Monkey shall ride out and bring death and destruction across the land.
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