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# oh, Samantha Bond is full of would
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:49, archived)
# She will be if I ever meet her.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Because you have a wooden penis?
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:28, archived)
# I wouldn't know
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Don't hate me 'cos I'm beautiful.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Can I fuck you 'cause you're ugly?
Hang on, this is all going wrong.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)
# They all say that. They all say that.
*sad face sad face*
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Yes, he has...
I've been picking splinters out of my arse for days.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:22, archived)