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# Fast? God yeah! AND I'm hungry like the wolf ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:38, archived)
#
Is that the twat off of the BT adverts?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:50, archived)
# That's him!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:51, archived)
# but his TV mum is a milf.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:53, archived)
# Oh yes
Thought I was just a sick perv all on my own.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:54, archived)
# oh, Samantha Bond is full of would
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:49, archived)
# She will be if I ever meet her.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Because you have a wooden penis?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:28, archived)
# I wouldn't know
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Don't hate me 'cos I'm beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Can I fuck you 'cause you're ugly?
Hang on, this is all going wrong.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)
# They all say that. They all say that.
*sad face sad face*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Yes, he has...
I've been picking splinters out of my arse for days.
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:22, archived)
# Bell-end
Living with HER and he hasn't got tops OR fingers? Puff.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:54, archived)
# he has hooked up a webcam in her room and the shower though.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:59, archived)
# Atta boy
My opinion is slightly changed of the dough faced cunt.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:28, archived)
# what I don't get
is tech companies who are happy to insult their potential customers.

Or do they know that self-respecting nerds wouldn't touch their broadband with a ten foot pole?

Vodafone did one recently with a nerdy guy buying a new phone then almost crying and saying "I have't had a girlfriend for three years"

I don't understand the logic
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:51, archived)
# I think its the opposite
The 'un'nerd people see the 'nerds' in the adverts, relate to the stereotype of them and think 'if they use it, it must be good' although, as you say, I wouldnt have vodafone or BT if you gave it me for free.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:08, archived)
# It's probably knowing/ postmodern/ post-ironic/ some other shit that trendy advertising execs think will appeal to THE KIDS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:08, archived)
# "Advertising is the sound of a stick being rattled in a trough" - George Orwell
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Similarly Wonga advertise old biddies borrowing from them
An old biddy couldn't touch them with a barge pole if she wanted to.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:00, archived)
# Most old biddies keep their money in a shoebox in the wardrobe or under the mattress.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# that ginger was good in the Eric and Ernie biopic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:51, archived)
# He's also quite good at playing a gay horse opposite Stephen Fry's gay horse on radio 4
Warhorses of Letter... anyone? Just me then
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:09, archived)
# I thought it was him.
He's one of the new Black Mirror episodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:57, archived)
# hahahaha
BT Rob-band
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:54, archived)
# Where do I sign?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:04, archived)
# I have a shirt identical to that
huzzah for the tax dodging Top Shop.

Not sure about slicking my hair down though - remember trying it as a teenager and my forehead broke out in spots.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:09, archived)
# Hehehe
Ning Rob! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Mine too
My forehead felt like bubble wrap.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:43, archived)
# AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:23, archived)
# 'you were working as an administrator in a cocktail bar'
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:26, archived)
# *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:32, archived)
# We need more Richard Briers tributes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:45, archived)