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# The good....er....life


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(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:48, archived)
# felicity kendal's dating the cryptkeeper?
i never knew that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Ah,
I thought it was the swampthing
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:53, archived)
# they're LEEKS, you idiot!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:53, archived)
# shallots me
shallots me not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Felicity Kendal *still* looks good (in a mature kinda way)
and I maintain that Molly Ringwald looks better now than she did in the 80s *controversial*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:06, archived)
# molly ringwald looked like a ginger dishrag in the 80's
so it's not hard to look better now, she's grown into her face
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:12, archived)
# I'd like to groan into her face
I'm going to use the phrase 'ginger dishrag' whenever I can now...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:19, archived)
# do so, it's fun
although the best insult i've seen for a while was in today's metro. speaking of a woman with 11 children, her insulter said "she treats her womb like a clown car"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Bwahahaha
Cruel, but fair. Most recent one that sticks in my mind is
'It must be difficult going through life when you look like a hat full of arseholes.'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:30, archived)
# they're definitely getting more sophisticated
but i still love one of my sister's colleague's favourites: ponytailed snatchpipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Now that's some fine compound-expletive fun!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:24, archived)
# definitely, probably not
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Eddie from Iron Maiden liked to relax with a spot of gardening
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:02, archived)