He doesn't have a leg to -
Ah fuck it, you can fill in the rest.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:50,
archived)
he don't have a leg
period
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Elvis impersonator,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:54,
archived)
A burglar took them and VANISHED.
VANISHED...like he wasn't there AT ALL.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:00,
archived)