Haha nice
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 17:57,
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His story has more holes than his girlfriend's face...........jusssayin'
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:01,
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"I was asleep in bed with my girlfriend. It was very hot, so I decided to get up and collect a fan from the balcony.I then heard a noise from the bathroom. Feeling very vulnerable, (it was pitch black and I wasn't wearing my prosthetic legs), I picked up my gun, shouted and fired four shots through the bathroom door. On returning to the bedroom, I realised my girlfriend was no longer in bed. Fearing that I'd made a terrible mistake, I used a cricket bat to break down the bathroom door. She was lying on the floor, bleeding to death."
Translates as: "Following a heated argument with my girlfriend, she locked herself in the bathroom. I was so angry that I picked up my gun and fired four shots through the bathroom door, killing her."
(Translates as: "Following a heated argument with my girlfriend, she locked herself in the bathroom. I was so angry that I picked up my gun and fired four shots through the bathroom door, killing her."
Captain Howdy,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:25,
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I always shoot through locked doors, because there's always intruders behind them.In fact, upon entering someone's house illegally, the best thing to do is lock yourself in the bathroom and wait to be shot at.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:33,
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The fast-getaway merchants know nothing about the true ways of burglary.
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Captain Howdy,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:36,
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I heard an argument in the bathroom. I shot through the door, thinking it was a burglar raping my girlfriend who was asleep in my bed......uh...no...she was in the bathroom screaming at me to get my gun and shoot through the door, after I already shot through the door....I thought she was asleep, but I woke up because I need a fan, when I got the fan she got mugged by a burglar and locked in the bathroom. "I'll save you, Dear!"...I got a cricket bat...I killed you and now I will save you...I mean the burglar killed her and vanished after I shot through the door...They had an argument about hiding in bathrooms. Good thing I had my gun. I'm innocent.............and not guilty at all.................. since it was all a mistake...and all.....I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL!!!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:49,
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He doesn't have a leg to -Ah fuck it, you can fill in the rest.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:50,
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A burglar took them and VANISHED.VANISHED...like he wasn't there AT ALL.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:00,
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I'm waiting for it to get desperate, and for the defence to rely on tales about the trauma of lost limbs and/or the particular side effects of the prescription medicine he might have been taking.
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Captain Howdy,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:59,
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Won't be long now... Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:00,
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hahahait was great acting and the story, epic! But why was the court scene filmed in the dragon's den?
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Q4nobody,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:15,
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Ha! Mind if I join you?That not guilty plea in full:
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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:18,
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he looks kinda like guy pearce in this pictureat least the resulting movie is gonna cast itself
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arrangedletters,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:32,
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