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Two mushrooms walk into a bar.
Bartender says, 'We don't serve mushrooms.'
First mushroom says, 'But I'm a 'fun guy.''
Bartender says, 'Clever homophonous wordplay aside, I said we don't serve mushrooms.'
Second mushroom says, 'But we're 'fun guys.''
Bartender says, ''Fun guys?' That's not even a homophone.'

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:48, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:52, archived)

Hehe :)

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:54, archived)

Part of my abortive "busted punchline" series...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:56, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:58, archived)

Happy Decacandles!

Did they make a special 10th anniversary icon just for little old you?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:07, archived)

Holding hands while drinking Guinness is just WRONG!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:11, archived)

10 candles !?!?

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:11, archived)

You know - 'andles for tenks.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:14, archived)

You must be in the secret clique that the paranoid speak of for all those candles

Merry day of 10 candlenessmasses :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:23, archived)

you're a homophone

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:54, archived)

No I'm knot.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:58, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:01, archived)