You put your hand on my knee again and I swear I'll slap you.
In front of all these people and you can kiss that peerage goodbye, d'you hear me?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:40,
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But...Mama?
:)
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robotic Loves you all, except for...,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:42,
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You're not mine. I have no DNA.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:44,
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Then metalic
Grandpa?
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robotic Loves you all, except for...,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:47,
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*bzzzzt* fetch me some more oil, boy.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:51,
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Whale
or baby?
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robotic Loves you all, except for...,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:57,
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If you don't watch your cheek to our Boris it'll be RAPEseed.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:58,
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