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# :D

(, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Man I went to see the snow monkeys in Nagano
There was an onsen for them to swim in and across the river there was one for people. I went to the people one and was on my own, naked in the water, looking out at the view (you're supposed to be naked) when a monkey came across the river and got in with me.

There were warning signs everywhere saying not to look them in the eyes as they saw it as a challenge, not to carry plastic bags as they would think there's food in there, that they were essentially wild animals so I got out pretty quickly. I was naked and he had claws.

The end.
(, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:42, archived)
#
'That doesn't mean anything,' I said. 'Apes are attracted to water.'
(, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:45, archived)
# I guess I met him under natural conditions
(, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:04, archived)
# good job they didn't see your "banana"(always keep it covered).................................. happy b3taday
(, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:49, archived)
# I know that banana
(, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:06, archived)
# lovely stuff!
reminds me of snes donkey kong :D
(, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 21:37, archived)
# tl;dr... *obscure candle reply*...
...whatever....carry on...
(, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:33, archived)