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# I was feeding it bread throught the car window.
Girlfriend said something, I turned around to look at her, swan bit my first finger and just wouldn't let go!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:58, archived)
# Are you made of gingerbread?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:59, archived)
# I think it wouldn't let go untill it had swallowed the bread...
Thing is I don't think it could swaollow the bread because it had my finger in it;s mouth!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:06, archived)
# I find this hard to believe as it sounds a bit far-fetched
....that you've actually got a girlfriend :P
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Haha, it was years ago before I got old and started to smell of piss and biscuites!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:07, archived)