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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:43, archived)
# this is how it happens
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:45, archived)
# fuck! it IS true....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:47, archived)
# Evil bastards! one bit my finger once, the fucker wouldn't let go!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:48, archived)
# They can be surly birds.
Seen one wait for a toddler to get within range before blasting it over with a gust from its wings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:52, archived)
# Wild Swan used Air Cutter!
The attack was super-effective!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:56, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:16, archived)
# I was feeding it bread throught the car window.
Girlfriend said something, I turned around to look at her, swan bit my first finger and just wouldn't let go!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:58, archived)
# Are you made of gingerbread?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:59, archived)
# I think it wouldn't let go untill it had swallowed the bread...
Thing is I don't think it could swaollow the bread because it had my finger in it;s mouth!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:06, archived)
# I find this hard to believe as it sounds a bit far-fetched
....that you've actually got a girlfriend :P
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Haha, it was years ago before I got old and started to smell of piss and biscuites!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:07, archived)
# One had a good go at trying to eat me (well, my jeans) once.
I just sat and laughed at it until it got bored and sulked off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:54, archived)
# Jeans don't bleed like fingers!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:59, archived)
# Obviously hax.
Bird types don't learn bite.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:01, archived)
# Back of the bus.
So tough, no hoodie needed.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:54, archived)
# my arm is broken :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:02, archived)
# poor girl! What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:02, archived)
# fell off a chair changing a lightbulb
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:09, archived)
# Awwww!
Was alcohol involved?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 20:14, archived)
# eek
be more careful when changing the light bulbs in a chair
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 23:31, archived)
# never change a lightbulb when surrounded by swans
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Well yeah, keeping a swarm of swans in your front room is a bit cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:11, archived)
# I sure hope you're kidding.
However, if you aren't, I hope it was worth it. Wink wink. Nod nod.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:06, archived)
# nope, just got out of hospital.
bone had to be reset under general anaesthetic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:08, archived)
# Damnit, we need you in one piece.
I decided to eat breakfast in a tree once.

At least now you can get all of those signatures on your cast. I wish I had saved mine.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:18, archived)
# the kids will probably draw fish on it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:21, archived)
# :(
Hope you stop being broken soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:08, archived)
# me too
i can't knit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:11, archived)
# Lets hope your bones still can!
...
Because that's what bones do when they heal. Knit together. LAUGH DAMMIT, I'M HILARIOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:15, archived)
# comedy gold right there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:17, archived)
# take me back to surgery, i need my sides stitching
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:18, archived)
# Did the arm get treated by the knit nurse?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Ow dear, get well soon. left or right?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:17, archived)
# left
and i'm left handed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Oh dear.
I had mine in plaster for 3 weeks once, you soon learn to do things differently if that's any consolation..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:28, archived)
# yeah, i did the right one years ago
definitely time to go home and get to bed. haven't slept for 2 days, except when i was under anaesthetic
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:30, archived)
# Night night..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:32, archived)
# Well no wonder you broke your arm, it's God's way of trying to save your soul.
Drive out the demons!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:29, archived)
# As a person who regularly pretends to be a doctor, I prescribe complete rest and copious amounts of alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:18, archived)
# definitely no booze
that would not be wise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:23, archived)
# I'm a doctor and you should totally obey me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:25, archived)
# you're no hypnotoad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:26, archived)
# *waves arm mysteriously*
He is a doctor. You should obey him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:30, archived)
# Now I know you're not well, what the fuck did they give you at hospital to make you sart talking like this...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:29, archived)
# morphine
g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:33, archived)
# Morphine is nice :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:37, archived)
# Hahaha:)
uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071026053623AAAv13F
(herman:D, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Intermission
Intermission
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:01, archived)
# he's wearing a red top
it's expected
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 20:39, archived)
# Don't look now
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 20:51, archived)
# bastard birds!
asbo their ass!
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:27, archived)