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# Bury yourself where the tulips were
but leave your cock sticking out of the soil, with a plastic tulip on the tip.
When the dog comes by and eats it, jump up and shout 'gotcha!'
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 19:27, archived)
# ...or use peanut butter to adhere the tulip petals. Then just lay back and enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 19:36, archived)
# An excellent plan... with one small drawback.
1. I don't have a cock :(
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 19:56, archived)
# oh, so you've tried this already, with disatrous results
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 19:58, archived)
# Yeah, but it did keep the dog fed for a day.
He didn't try eating anything else in my garden on that occasion, I tell ye!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 20:01, archived)
# did he bury his bone?



*chortles*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 21:01, archived)
# 'giggles'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Apr 2013, 21:16, archived)
# *foams*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 21:47, archived)
# 'quacks'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Apr 2013, 21:54, archived)
# I don't think you're trying hard enough.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 21:17, archived)