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# Oh, wait,
Tulips.

Edit: Of course it is unlikely that the dog abuser will have carefully noted what the dog ate and i think poppies are far worse for dogs.
(, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 20:57, archived)
# Poor doggies. I don't particularly want the dog to suffer.
Perhaps I could bake a tasty tulip pie for the owner instead.
(, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 21:03, archived)
# Well, no.
The dog ate what it ate. That doesn't mean that you can't suggest to the owner that it ate something far worse.
(, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 21:06, archived)
# Yeah, this assumes the owner cares.
I've been looking into adopting a dog recently - quite a few half-arsed owners out there
*daily mail outrages*
(, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 21:45, archived)
# Yup, that would be a big assumption.
They should be banned from owning a dog, or anything else; you might as well sterilise them, and the dog, then deport them before burning their house down and sowing the razed ground with salt, twice.

*foams*
(, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:00, archived)
# And don't forget that they are responsible for ALL of society's ills.
Even rich people's tax avoidance schemes wouldn't exist if it weren't for lazy dog owners.

*jiggles*
(, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:04, archived)
# This board has limped along this eve, have something pointless and silly.


'absurds'

The thread went where?
What the fuck is going on?
(, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:22, archived)
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(, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:47, archived)
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(, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:51, archived)
# Just silly


Edit: Oh dear, posts from last night are still visible on the page.
(, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:55, archived)
# Top Marks!
Edit: But it really was not worth a new thread. (Mine, I mean)
(, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:56, archived)
# bollocks to that
everything's worth a new thread
(, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:13, archived)
# These are hard times, you could say they were
threadbare.
(, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:46, archived)
# Power Rooter

Caution: may contain pearoast.
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 11:53, archived)