you're either dead
or your watch has stopped.
(
martian,
Fri 25 Apr 2003, 11:23,
archived)
Even a dead man's stopped watch
tells the right time twice a day
(
brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Fri 25 Apr 2003, 11:28,
archived)
Not
if it was wrong to start with.
(
black is the old black,
Fri 25 Apr 2003, 11:45,
archived)

my first ever silly chicken
(
Pootle,
Fri 25 Apr 2003, 11:33,
archived)