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# i am very drunk
this is how i feel, like a pickled, pin-eyed radish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 May 2013, 22:58, archived)
# me too
Eurovision is pretty good......
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 18 May 2013, 22:59, archived)
# Yeah it's not bad really....
Romania was LOL
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 18 May 2013, 22:59, archived)
# I loved him
Like a dog whistle
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:00, archived)
# you love dog whistles?
you're weird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:07, archived)
#
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:30, archived)
# woof
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:50, archived)
# vodka
what rhymes with flop?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:53, archived)
# cock
if you try hard enough
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:55, archived)
# Clop
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:58, archived)
# he was a bit scary!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:58, archived)
# fuck eurovision
i've battered my sister's vodka reserves
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:00, archived)
# Huh? what? er, no.
'gets beer'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 18 May 2013, 23:06, archived)
# pisswater
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:07, archived)
# Soothes a sore throat after smoking too much.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 18 May 2013, 23:17, archived)
# i want to smoke too much
but i can't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:18, archived)
# GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 18 May 2013, 23:19, archived)
# no it' not
i've just had a proposition from a younger man, all i can think of is if he might be young enough to be my son :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:25, archived)
# Good
I've had loads of filthy fun with more mature ladies.
'cue teenagers being sick'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 18 May 2013, 23:38, archived)
# I think we should just have the go compare guy then just drop a piano on him.
Bound to win!
(Testicles just for you, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:15, archived)
# that would work for anything
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:19, archived)
# I am very proud of your progress
towards being me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:30, archived)
# are you a talentless alcoholic?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:32, archived)
# i'm a naughty person
i've just made a date with m ex for tomorrw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Uh oh....
This will not end well.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:44, archived)
# Decide what you want from this and stick to it.
/counsellor mode
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 18 May 2013, 23:48, archived)
# Hell yes.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:43, archived)
# weeeeeeeee!
i go sleep now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 May 2013, 0:39, archived)
# keep rolling
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:41, archived)
# he's gonna go home with a raw hide
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:52, archived)