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# Nigella lawson has an unfeasibly large head
I saw her in Manchester Airport once and she had a separate trolly just for her massive melon

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 25 May 2013, 10:38, archived)
# could she fit her pout in the same trolley?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 25 May 2013, 10:50, archived)
# She's also quite short
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 25 May 2013, 10:54, archived)
# My parents' god-daughter's father did her plumbing.
If you know what I mean. Back when he was a plumber. Trufax.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 25 May 2013, 12:01, archived)
# ban this filth
feet and hands are way too small ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 May 2013, 12:19, archived)