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# i buggered off before you replied yesterday
so, what have you done to yourself, you big spaz?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:08, archived)
# Broken two fingers and my hand in 6 places :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:09, archived)
# That's a proper wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Luckily it's my left hand,
but then again, when I broke my right arm a few years back, I taught myself to be wankidextrous.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
Takin' care of business...it's business time!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:20, archived)
# 6 places??
so, the garden, upstairs, near the shed... etc etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:13, archived)
# LOLZORDS! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:20, archived)
# i really tried not to...
but the set up was all there, it just needed the punchline..
I'm a victim of circumstance...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:38, archived)
# ouch!
i only broke my wrist in one place, but the surgeon turned it into shrapnel.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:15, archived)
# It's ok, it wasn't too painful
as the breaks were all clean.

How did you break your wrist?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:21, archived)
# fell off a chair changing a lightbulb
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:27, archived)
# Well that's a bit silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:36, archived)
# not my fault, not my lightbulb!
i was doing my mate a favour. unfortunately, she's got ceramic kitchen floor tiles, so the chair skidded one way and i went the other. next thing you know, i'm on the floor with a bag of chicken nuggets on my arm!
wouldn't have happened at my house, i've got stepladders.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Ouchee.
How long ago was that? How long are you in plaster?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:44, archived)
# 7 weeks ago
plaster came off tuesday, but my wrist is knackered. got to start physio on monday, they reckon i won't be using it properly for a few months. fortunately, i've got just enough strength and flexibility left in it to knit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Well best of luck with that Smash.
Hope it is quicker than you think to heal :*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:12, archived)
# ta, you too :)
fuck it, i'm off for a sunbathe!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:15, archived)