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[challenge entry] I don't care that it's not a board game...

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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:05, archived)
# i buggered off before you replied yesterday
so, what have you done to yourself, you big spaz?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:08, archived)
# Broken two fingers and my hand in 6 places :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:09, archived)
# That's a proper wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Luckily it's my left hand,
but then again, when I broke my right arm a few years back, I taught myself to be wankidextrous.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
Takin' care of business...it's business time!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:20, archived)
# 6 places??
so, the garden, upstairs, near the shed... etc etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:13, archived)
# LOLZORDS! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:20, archived)
# i really tried not to...
but the set up was all there, it just needed the punchline..
I'm a victim of circumstance...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:38, archived)
# ouch!
i only broke my wrist in one place, but the surgeon turned it into shrapnel.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:15, archived)
# It's ok, it wasn't too painful
as the breaks were all clean.

How did you break your wrist?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:21, archived)
# fell off a chair changing a lightbulb
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:27, archived)
# Well that's a bit silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:36, archived)
# not my fault, not my lightbulb!
i was doing my mate a favour. unfortunately, she's got ceramic kitchen floor tiles, so the chair skidded one way and i went the other. next thing you know, i'm on the floor with a bag of chicken nuggets on my arm!
wouldn't have happened at my house, i've got stepladders.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Ouchee.
How long ago was that? How long are you in plaster?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:44, archived)
# 7 weeks ago
plaster came off tuesday, but my wrist is knackered. got to start physio on monday, they reckon i won't be using it properly for a few months. fortunately, i've got just enough strength and flexibility left in it to knit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Well best of luck with that Smash.
Hope it is quicker than you think to heal :*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:12, archived)
# ta, you too :)
fuck it, i'm off for a sunbathe!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Guess Yew?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:19, archived)
# fucking exactly
:)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 18:06, archived)
# Right, Q4, here's the line. This is how far you've crossed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:21, archived)
# hehehe
oops
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Also, not very compo relevant at all etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:29, archived)
# This would be a great augmented reality Google Glasses app
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:35, archived)
# The only app anyone will bother downloading is one which auto-detects attractive people and removes their clothes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:41, archived)
# It's why I bought a pair of "X-Ray Specs"
from a joke shop in the early 80's.

I wish they'd get a move on, I'm losing patience.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:00, archived)
# hahaha
You started with the best one though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Pretty sharp
for a script.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:38, archived)
# alright stranger?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 19:01, archived)
# Hehe,
Brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 8 Jun 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Or sum.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 16:24, archived)
#
This is totally the best one.
(Jeremy Jumbles, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 0:07, archived)
# JESUS!
hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Gas Jew, surely?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:31, archived)
# Ooooh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:31, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:30, archived)
# well that's the name sorted
I'll write MB Games an email...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah same here...not a board game...would be funnier with a real face popping off as well.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:20, archived)
# That fucking game terrified me when I was young :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:51, archived)