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# pfff!
i need booze and peace and quiet. i don't need what i got last night, which was an elderly hippie playing a guitar in my garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Was it like a mini festival ?
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 17:27, archived)
# no, just a random nutter
they abound here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 17:40, archived)
# We have our fair share of those too....
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 17:42, archived)
# i was knackered
after spending the day running around after 27 kids and stopping full-scale bouncy castle war, all i wanted was a drink and a rest, not a poor rendition of smoke on the water. i especially didn't want my drunken neighbours to turn up and become backing singers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Bouncy castle wars...
I remember them well!
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 17:49, archived)
# the twins have a new battle tactic:
go for the eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 17:51, archived)
# With lasers !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 17:55, archived)
# nah
oh well, time to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 17:58, archived)
# in your lady garden?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 17:45, archived)
# no
in the communal garden
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 17:47, archived)
# there's probably a joke in there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 17:49, archived)
# probably
but i'm far too tired to make it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 17:55, archived)