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# If you bugger a baby donkey
what's worse? That it's underage or an animal?

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(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:59, archived)
# What is an acceptable age to bugger a donkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:07, archived)
# The average lifespan of a donkey in a developed country is 27 years
The average lifespan of a UK citizen is around 81 years, wheras the age of consent in Britain is 16 - so around 20% into someone's life they're no longer underage.

By the same standards, the age of consent in donkey years is 5. But the question still remains.... How do you get a donkey's consent?

(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:22, archived)
# indeed.
I think you can only tell if a donkey consents by actually buggering it. You'll know right away.
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Your knowledge in this field concerns me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:34, archived)
# It makes him sound
less stable
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Jul 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Lets put it another way, if you haven't been kicked over the fence it doesn't mind.
I asked a psychologist friend with veterinary experience and she said a lot of these dumb animals (sheep, goats etc.) will let anyone mount them when in heat...
As for buggery, Wellies, leather jacket and helmet might be required PPE. You'd look pretty silly though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:36, archived)
# Underage
adult female donkeys can be rather er, 'receptive'.
No idea about the gay donkeys, other than some of them are bound to be fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:08, archived)
# Fabulous with smashing manes and zhooshed-up tails.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Pink designer saddles.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:01, archived)
# I see your "Hawkwind on a car ad desperation" and raise you a "Quo advertising mince FFS"
www.b3ta.com/links/Teh_Quo_tribute_to_mince
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:27, archived)
# Oh no, that was really sad.
Someone has spent all their cash on military vehicles and nosepowders.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:45, archived)