Have you ever tried I Can't Believe It's Not Monkey?
It tastes almost exactly like cassowary
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:48,
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I prefer Utterly Babboonery
it's slightly creamier with less of a gorilla aftertaste
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:59,
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